//ally// your interest in me is like dust on a shelf.

also i 💙sam

*o my face*

*submit*

*follow my friends*

*if u feel sad*

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my avi is me

i am a plant

Anonymous asked: you should post a selfie :)

u should suck my ass :)

UNCLE JESSE IS IN A MOVIE

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

TAMPONS R COOL

cummingcourtesy:

These feels ‘doe. Hi. (* ´ ▽ ` )ノ

Counterparts - Slave (x)

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

gross im watching csi miami and this pedophile guy when he was caught and david askee why he abducted a little girl was like, she was flirting with me

the little girl was like 5 and all she did was ask for cotton candy

tedbunny:

A letter from the Zodiac killer.

lifeingoldandmud:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

Not when your opinion degrades my existence